| Lohan sentenced to community service in a morgue. |
[Jan. 18th, 2008|01:09 pm] |
Lindsay Lohan is getting a stiff one. Know what I mean.
They should do that with all the repeat DUIs. |
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| Another episode of WTF! |
[Jul. 17th, 2007|02:04 pm] |
I've been listening to the news at work and I heard a story about four teenage boys who were assaulting homeless people and FILMED THEMSELVES AND PLANED TO POST THE RESULTING FILM AND PICTURES ON THE INTERNET LATER!!!???
How big of an idiot do you have to be to do this and not expect to get caught eventually. |
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| How f@#%ed up do you have to be to think a peacock was a vampire. |
[Jul. 1st, 2007|08:43 pm] |
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NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.
Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized.
The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared.
A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'
Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them.
(Okay maybe...MAYBE it was a gay vampire in animal form.) |
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